Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
“Male Novelist Jokes" by Mallory Ortberg.
speedpaint of kel climbing a tree!
So often, a visit to a bookshop has cheered me and reminded me that there are good things in the world.
|—||Vincent Van Gogh (via lovequotesrus)|
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
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